*Peculiarities*

Pronunciation: pi-"kyül-'ya-r&-tE, -"kyü-lE-'a- Function: noun Inflected Form(s): plural -ties 1 : the quality or state of being peculiar 2 : a distinguishing characteristic 3 : ODDITY, QUIRK

Sunday, February 04, 2007

Peace in the Universe. It's what I am all about.

One day, shortly after I first moved to Arizona in April 2006, I was walking to the bank on my lunch break at work, and I recall two things: I wasn't having a very good day, and a homeless man yelled "Hello Miss Arizona!" as I walked by him.

Today, as I was walking into work, I heard a man yell "Hello Miss Universe!"

I looked up, and the same homeless man from last year was walking past me.

My question is this: Is the reason I have been promoted from Arizona to Universe status because of my extra geeky, new brown glasses?

I guess I will never know.

2 Comments:

Blogger Head said...

I'd say it's the glasses. But you know me and glasses.

10:39 AM  
Blogger Alice Q said...

You know, I love that guy. I think he called me Miss America once.

He sure knows how to talk to the ladies.

8:03 AM  

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